No more Mr. Anonymous
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No more world that is Nick Bottom-less
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My name will be synonymous with being on the top
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I can see it now
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I’m the cat’s meow
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It’s a hit, pow!
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It’s gonna be great, gonna be great
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Everywhere I go
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They will love me so
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Hail my name
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Oh, it’s gonna be great, gonna be great
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Master Bottom, you’re such a wonderful writer
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You really think so?
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And your talent is talent beyond compare
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Why thank you
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You’re a star, you are, and you couldn’t be brighter
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Now you’re just embarrassing me!
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You’re a real visionary
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Thank you Jesus and Hail Mary!
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This Bottom’s gonna be on top
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This Bottom’s gonna be on top
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Man, I’m gonna sizzle
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Man, I’m gonna pop
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And this Bottom’s gonna be on top
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This is heaven sent
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Feeling confident
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Money well spent
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It’s gonna be great, gonna be great
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Throw a big parade
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Praises will be made
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Compliments paid
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It’s gonna be great, gonna be great
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Me and baby are so eternally grateful
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You’re who I’m doing it for
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Thank you for our cottage in the woods
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You deserve it!
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If gratitude were a food I’d have a big plateful |
Nice metaphor, bro
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You’re the greatest
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You’re the man
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I really shouldn’t say it
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But yes I am!
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This Bottom’s gonna be on top
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This Bottom’s gonna be on top
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Once I get going, never gonna stop
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Yeah, this Bottom’s gonna be on top
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We are the royalty of the Renaissance writers
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Now we’re handing down the crown to you
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You were a nobody but then overnight you’re someone better than the rest of us
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Now you are the best of us
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Not. |
So. |
Fast
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Hello, Will. |
I knew you wouldn’t go down without a fight
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The top sir, nay, thou surely doth jest
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I say on my honour here I doth protest
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Yawn
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Rhyming couplet? |
That is so 1580's
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Oh yeah?
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Well
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If you want to make it to the top
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Then you’re gonna have to go through me
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Cause on the top is where I live
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And I will not be giving up that easily
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So there
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Oh man I have been waiting for this moment for so long
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I’m gonna enjoy it when I knock you off your perch
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Oh no you won’t
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Oh yes I will
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Oh no you won’t
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Oh yes I will
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Will:
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Oh no you won’t
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Oh yes I will
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Oh no you won’t
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My accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours |
In your dreams
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I am the best
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You can’t be the best because I am the best
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I have written 12 plays and each one is a testament to my great skill
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I am the Will
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And I wrote the Taming of the Shrew and Richard III and Richard II and Henry’s
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IV, V, VI
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And Titus Andronicus
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And oh did I forget Romeo and Juliet
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Well I have just written the thing that the critics are calling the greatest
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thing they’ve ever seen
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The people are loving it
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Can’t get enough of it
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Everyone, even including the Queen
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She recently invited me to her castle where she knighted me
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And privately she told me that you’re not any good, not any good, not any good,
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not any good
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And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit
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And none of them’s as good as my musical Omelette
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Wait a minute
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You wrote Omelette?
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Yes
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I never thought that I would meet my equal
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But I concede that I’ve been bested by the best
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Maybe we could partner on a sequel
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Oh my, how the tide has turned
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Let’s review
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What have we learned
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See, you were here
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But now we’ve swapped |
So kiss this Bottom
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I’m on the top
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He’s on top
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He’s on top
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Wah-wah-wah-wah
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Yeah this Bottom’s gonna be on top
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Yeah this Bottom’s gonna be on top
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Yeah this Bottom’s gonna be on top
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Bottom’s up
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Yeah this Bottom’s gonna be on top |