| What do you get if you fall in love?
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| A pin to burst your ex’s bubble
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| A diamond ring; |
| brand new trouble
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| From passionate to paranoid
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| But I’ll fall in love again
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| GSOH Q.E.D
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| Fun-loving couple seek disco diva
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| Quietly professional; |
| non-smoker
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| (GSOH Q.E.D.)
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| New to the area; |
| upwardly mobile
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| Educated female seeks Adonis
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| What do you see when he turns out the lights?
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| A skin parade of his old lovers
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| Sliding underneath the covers
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| Another notch upon the bedpost of life
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| But I’ll fall in love again
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| GSOH Q.E.D
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| Charming, well-bred, debonair sophisticate
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| Unexpectedly re-available
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| (GSOH Q.E.D.)
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| Rugged, handsome, virile stallion
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| Two-faced, impotent, spineless reptile
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| Meanwhile…
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| GSOH Q.E.D
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| What becomes of the broken hearts?
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| They take revenge then feel much better
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| Send you death threats in a letter
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| Intimate pictures on the internet
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| But I’ll fall in love again
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| GSOH Q.E.D
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| Attractive divorcee, teen-aged children
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| Looking for a knight in shining armour
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| (GSOH Q.E.D.)
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| Recent widower, young at heart
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| Seeks lady ballroom dancing partner
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| Company director, likes light opera
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| Looks unimportant — must send photo
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| (GSOH Q.E.D.)
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| Old-fashioned romance, perfect chemistry
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| Uninhabited afternoons free
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| GSOH |