| (Down, down, down, down, down… |
| Down, down, down…) |
| The sweetest things in life |
| Don’t stay around for very long. |
| They come and go and don’t come back again. |
| While they’re here, you feel so smug. |
| That’s when fate pulls out the plug, |
| And the sweetest things in life go down the drain. |
| What has happened to galoshes? |
| Down the drain. |
| Where’s the Czar of all the Russias? |
| Down the drain. |
| And the five-cent candy bar, |
| And the good old Edsel car? |
| (Gone where all the swell things are.) |
| Down the drain. |
| (Right down the drain.) |
| Down the drain. |
| (Gone down the drain.) |
| Where are telephone prefixes? |
| Down the drain. |
| They’ve all gone to where Tom Mix is. |
| Down the drain. |
| Where’s those grand old Gold Dust Twins? |
| (All those German zeppelins?) |
| Boys who set up bowling pins? |
| Down the drain. |
| (Right down the drain.) |
| Down the drain. |
| (Gone down the drain.) |
| Suppose we made a fuss |
| About the double decker bus? |
| Do you suppose they’d bring it back again? |
| Fountain pens that use real ink, |
| Coins that don’t go clunk, but clink. |
| The things we love are sinking down the drain. |
| Where are all those kamikazes? |
| Down the drain. |
| And the Hotel Savoy Plaza’s |
| Down the drain. |
| Where’s the New York World’s Fair? |
| Just last year I saw it there! |
| (In the heart of Flushing.) |
| Where? |
| (Flushing.) |
| Down the drain. |
| (Right down…) |
| Flushing down the drain. |
| (Right down the drain.) |
| (Flushing down the drain.) |