| It's 3 years to the very day,
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| since a pirate captain said to me,
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| hey lad come join our crew,
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| adventure and glory waits for you!
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| I took his words as gold,
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| and set sail for quests untold with a bottle of rum,
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| in my hand I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands!
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| Hey! |
| you're banjaxed! |
| Hey! |
| you're screwed!
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| and death is coming for you!
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| trapped on an island lost at sea!
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| shipwrecked you'll cease to be!
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| Hey! |
| you're banjaxed! |
| Hey! |
| you're screwed!
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| and death is coming for you!
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| trapped on an island lost at sea!
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| shipwrecked your destiny!
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| On the 16th night at sea,
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| in the depths of toil and misery,
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| we struck a hidden reef,
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| and our ship began to sink beneath,
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| I grabbed some drifting wood,
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| and held on as long as I could,
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| 'til I landed on a desert isle,
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| now I'm stuck here 'til the day I die!
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| Hey! |
| you're banjaxed! |
| Hey! |
| you're screwed!
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| and death is coming for you!
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| trapped on an island lost at sea!
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| shipwrecked you'll cease to be!
|
| Hey! |
| you're banjaxed! |
| Hey! |
| you're screwed!
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| and death is coming for you!
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| trapped on an island lost at sea!
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| shipwrecked your destiny!
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| Shipwrecked! |
| Shipwrecked! |
| Get drunk or die!
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| Shipwrecked! |
| Shipwrecked! |
| Get Drunk or die!
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| Hey! |
| you're banjaxed! |
| Hey! |
| you're screwed!
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| and death is coming for you!
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| trapped on an island lost at sea!
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| shipwrecked you'll cease to be!
|
| Hey! |
| you're banjaxed! |
| Hey! |
| you're screwed!
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| and death is coming for you!
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| trapped on an island lost at sea!
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| shipwrecked your destiny! |