| It's 3 years to the very day, | 
| since a pirate captain said to me, | 
| hey lad come join our crew, | 
| adventure and glory waits for you! | 
| I took his words as gold, | 
| and set sail for quests untold with a bottle of rum, | 
| in my hand I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're banjaxed! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're screwed! | 
| and death is coming for you! | 
| trapped on an island lost at sea! | 
| shipwrecked you'll cease to be! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're banjaxed! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're screwed! | 
| and death is coming for you! | 
| trapped on an island lost at sea! | 
| shipwrecked your destiny! | 
| On the 16th night at sea, | 
| in the depths of toil and misery, | 
| we struck a hidden reef, | 
| and our ship began to sink beneath, | 
| I grabbed some drifting wood, | 
| and held on as long as I could, | 
| 'til I landed on a desert isle, | 
| now I'm stuck here 'til the day I die! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're banjaxed! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're screwed! | 
| and death is coming for you! | 
| trapped on an island lost at sea! | 
| shipwrecked you'll cease to be! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're banjaxed! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're screwed! | 
| and death is coming for you! | 
| trapped on an island lost at sea! | 
| shipwrecked your destiny! | 
| Shipwrecked! | 
| Shipwrecked! | 
| Get drunk or die! | 
| Shipwrecked! | 
| Shipwrecked! | 
| Get Drunk or die! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're banjaxed! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're screwed! | 
| and death is coming for you! | 
| trapped on an island lost at sea! | 
| shipwrecked you'll cease to be! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're banjaxed! | 
| Hey! | 
| you're screwed! | 
| and death is coming for you! | 
| trapped on an island lost at sea! | 
| shipwrecked your destiny! |