| Woah-oh, come take a trip with me | 
| I’ll tell you of the greatest man who ever sailed the sea | 
| Woah-oh, Fae Scotland’s bonnie shores | 
| He pillaged 'cross the ocean in search of rum galore | 
| Woah-oh, aboard the good ship Scum | 
| He’d fire a mighty blast from the 16 pounder gun | 
| Woah-oh, his legendary crew | 
| Could sail that ship to Hell and back, there’s nothing they can’t do | 
| He killed the mighty Terrorsquid | 
| The greatest man who ever lived | 
| He beat the Vikings in a bloody war | 
| Meet yer dad and smell yer maw | 
| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate | 
| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas | 
| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying | 
| Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease | 
| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate | 
| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas | 
| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying | 
| Bringing his foes to their knees | 
| Fannybaws | 
| Woah-oh, in Oban he was raised | 
| He drank a bucket full of rum every single day | 
| Woah-oh, his beard of flaming red | 
| Would terrorize his enemies and make them wish they’re dead | 
| Woah-oh, four pistols on his belt | 
| He went to battle naked, wearing just a tiger’s pelt | 
| Woah-oh, his name was Fannybaws | 
| Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt or else he’ll pump your maw | 
| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate | 
| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas | 
| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying | 
| Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease | 
| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate | 
| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas | 
| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying | 
| Bringing his foes to their knees | 
| Fannybaws | 
| Who killed the mighty Terrorsquid? | 
| Fannybaws | 
| The greatest man who ever lived? | 
| Fannybaws | 
| Who beat the vikings in a war? | 
| Fannybaws | 
| Meet yer dad and smell yer maw, oh | 
| Who drinks his whisket neat and strong? | 
| Fannybaws | 
| Who’s got a boaby two feet long? | 
| Fannybaws | 
| Who’s gonna take nae shite from you? | 
| Fannybaws | 
| So what the fuck you gonna do? | 
| He drinks his whiskey neat and strong | 
| He’s got a boaby two feet long | 
| He’s gonna take nae shite from the likes of you | 
| So what the fuck you gonna do? | 
| Woohoo! | 
| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate | 
| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas | 
| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying | 
| Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease | 
| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate | 
| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas | 
| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying | 
| Bringing his foes to their knees | 
| Fannybaws |