| Decisions, decisions. How can I decide |
| Which girlie I want to be my bride |
| Or girlfriend. It’s like a dating game |
| Do they want me for me or for the money and fame? |
| Good question that I ask each time |
| That I meet a lady and she knows I rhyme |
| For a livin'. So I’m givin' you notice |
| I’m not dumb. Don’t you think that I would know this |
| Fact, that you used to call me whack |
| But now I’m Young MC so, yo, you wanna come back? |
| Nah, that’s not the way that it go |
| I don’t need a weatherman to feel the wind blow |
| So unfortunately I’ve grown colder |
| Girls freezin' fingers upon my cold shoulder |
| I get hype every time I sight one |
| Then I think to myself, «Is this girl the right one?» |
| Is it real? Is it real? |
| Is it real? Is it real? |
| Is this girl the right one? |
| Is it real? Is it real? |
| To all the ladies I’m givin' an earful |
| Cause brothers like me have got to be careful |
| Of the who, the what, the why, the where, the when and how |
| I’m gonna need a girl right now. Wow |
| I let it be known I’m lookin' |
| Like a chef with a fire who’s scared to start cookin' |
| Cause I’m not gonna go from the frying pan into the fire |
| And find myself with some live wire. Liar |
| I don’t know why you keep goin' |
| Cause if you don’t stop your nose will start growin' |
| And fairy tale tellin is for Seuss and Grimm |
| So don’t try to play me out like a Slim Jim |
| Then I know how it’s gonna happen |
| You get amped off the fact that I be rappin' |
| The spot you put me in is a tight one |
| So, yo, I’ve got to be sure if this girls the right one |
| Is it real? Is it real? |
| Is it real? Is it real? |
| Is this girl the right one? |
| My man G Love E comin' in on the breakdown |
| Goes like this |
| Oh, yeah |
| Oh, yeah |
| Oh, yeah |
| Oh, oh, yeah |
| So, yo, here’s the story of girls in their glory |
| Nothin' controversial. Nothin' inflammatory |
| One day I sighted this sweet young miss |
| I spoke to her and it went like this |
| «Well, well, well. How do you do? |
| You know, you’re lookin' kinda fly. I wanna talk to you |
| Maybe the two of us can meet on a rendezvous |
| And I’ll take you out for lobster and not cheap stew.» Ew |
| She came with a negative reply |
| Dissin' me hard and lookin' dead in my eye |
| Then someone said,"Yo, Young MC." |
| She said,"That's you?" I said,"Uh-huh that’s me." Gee |
| Well that right there must’ve changed her tone |
| Cause she did a 180 like Carl Malone |
| «Hi! Hello! How ya doin!» and «Howdy!» |
| When five minutes ago this chick was like Audi |
| But check it. No doubt the girl was fine |
| The grill, the fronts, the dumps, yo, the whole nine |
| But I don’t know her from Adam or Eve |
| If she has real hair or a basket weave |
| Whether she drives the car, or she rides the bus |
| Whether the boots are real, or from Boots-R-Us |
| Whether she smokes or not. Does she love to light one? |
| A-B-C ya baby, cause you’re not the right one |
| Is it real? Is it real? |
| Is it real? Is it real? |
| No you’re not the right one |
| Is it real? Is it real? |
| Is it real? Is it real? (cont.) |