| He said to her I’d like a cheeseburger |
| And I might like a milkshake as well |
| She said to him I can’t give you either |
| And he said Isn’t this Burger Bell? |
| She said Yes it is, but we’re closed now |
| But we open tomorrow at ten |
| He said I am extremely hungry |
| But I guess I can wait until then |
| 'Cause you’re his cheeseburger |
| His yummy cheeseburger |
| He’ll wait for you-oo, yeah |
| He’ll wait for you-oo |
| Oh, you are his cheeseburger |
| His tasty cheeseburger |
| He’ll wait for you-oo |
| Oh he will wait for you |
| He stayed at the drive through til sunrise |
| He may have dozed off once or twice |
| When he spotted a billboard for Denny’s |
| Bacon and eggs for half price! |
| How could he resist such an offer |
| He really needed something to munch |
| Cheeseburger please do not get angry |
| He’ll eat and be back here for lunch |
| 'Cause you’re his cheeseburger |
| His precious cheeseburger |
| Be back for you-oo |
| He’ll be back for you-oo |
| Won’t be so long Cheeseburger |
| Oh lovely cheeseburger |
| Oh he’ll be back for you |
| 'Cause he loves you Cheeseburger with all his heart |
| And there ain’t nothing gonna tear you two-oo apart |
| And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese |
| He would get down on his hands and knees |
| To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt |
| And he would wash it off for you, wipe it off for you |
| Clean that dirty cheese off just for you! |
| You are his cheeseburger… |