| Has everybody got problems?
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| Are you stuck in a deadend job?
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| Frustrated and dissatisfied?
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| Are you on the edge of suicide?
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| Terrorist bombers on the left,
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| Fascist plots on the right.
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| Mass destruction and homicide,
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| Are you horrified and terrified?
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| Such a shame.
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| We’ve all got problems we know,
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| There’s one thing that’s for sure,
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| There’s only one cure for all your hangups and all your depressions.
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| Have another drink it’ll make you feel better,
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| Have another drink and you’ll feel alright.
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| If you feel down and you’re under the weather
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| Have another drink and you’ll feel alright.
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| Facts and figures.
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| Filling out forms.
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| Reading circulars.
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| Dictating letters.
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| Is your occupation
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| Getting to your brain?
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| Is there no relief?
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| It’s like a ball and chain.
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| There’s no need to get depressed,
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| Worrying won’t make it better.
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| There’s only one consolation I can recommend.
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| Don’t take my word for it, try it for yourself.
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| Have another drink and you’ll feel alright.
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| Have another drink it’ll make you feel better.
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| Have another drink and you’ll feel alright.
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| Have another drink it’ll make you feel better.
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| Have another drink and you’ll feel alright.
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| If you’re feeling down and you’re under the weather,
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| Have another drink and you’ll feel alright.
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| Have another drink it’ll make you feel better,
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| Have another drink and you’ll feel alright.
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| If you’re feeling down and under the weather,
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| Have another drink and you’ll feel alright. |