| Her:
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| Oh doctor, I’m in trouble
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| Him:
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| Well, goodness gracious me!
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| Her:
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| For every time a certain man
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| Is standing next to me Him:
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| Mmm?
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| Her:
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| A flush comes to my face
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| And my pulse begins to race
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| It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
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| Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
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| Him:
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| Oh!
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| Her:
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| Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
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| Him:
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| Well, goodness gracious me!
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| Him:
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| How often does this happen?
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| When did the trouble start?
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| You see, my stethoscope is bobbing
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| To the throbbing of your heart
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| Her:
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| What kind of man is he To create this allergy?
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| It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
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| Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
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| Him:
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| Oh!
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| Her:
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| Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
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| Him:
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| Well, goodness gracious me!
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| Him:
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| From New Delhi to Darjeeling
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| I have done my share of healing
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| And I’ve never yet been beaten or outboxed
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| I remember that with one jab
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| Of my needle in the Punjab
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| How I cleared up beriberi
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| And the dreaded dysentery
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| But your complaint has got me really foxed!
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| Her:
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| Oh!
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| Her:
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| Oh doctor, touch my fingers!
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| Him:
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| Well, goodness gracious me!
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| Her:
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| You may be very clever
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| But however
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| Can’t you see
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| My heart beats much too much
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| At a certain tender touch
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| It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
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| Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
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| Him:
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| I like it!
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| Her:
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| Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
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| Him:
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| Well, goodness gracious me!
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| Him:
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| Can I see your tongue?
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| Her:
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| Aaah
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| Him:
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| Nothing the matter with it, put it away please
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| Her:
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| Maybe it’s my back
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| Him:
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| Maybe it is Her:
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| Shall I lie down?
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| Him:
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| Yes!
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| Her:
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| Ahhh. |
| ..
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| Him:
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| My initial diagnosis
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| Rules out measles and thrombosis
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| Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell
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| Influenza, inflammation
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| Whooping cough and night starvation
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| And you’ll be so glad to hear
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| That both your eyeballs are so clear
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| That I can positively swear
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| That you are well
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| Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja!
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| Her:
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| Put two and two together
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| Him:
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| Four
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| Her:
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| If you have eyes to see
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| The face that makes my pulses race
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| Is right in front of me Him:
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| Oh, there is nothing I can do For my heart is jumping too
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| Both:
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| Oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
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| Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
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| Her:
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| Goodness gracious!
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| Him:
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| How audacious!
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| Her:
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| Goodness gracious!
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| Him:
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| How flirtatious!
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| Her:
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| Goodness gracious!
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| Him:
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| It is me!
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| Her:
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| It is you?
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| Him:
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| Ah, I’m sorry, it is us!
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| Both:
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| Ahhh! |