| I am Captain Yarrface, and I am back
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| With my ship, and my crew, and my new cowboy hat
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| Welcome back Captain Yarrface, that hat looks so good on you
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| Ya ha ha harr
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| I have returned from across the waves
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| Riding my seahorse into the fray
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| Don’t be silly now captain, a seahorse is far too small
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| No it isn’t
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| We will bring you to your knees
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| We’re cowboys of the sea
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| We’re back and we’re ready to fight
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| Rumahoy’s going to kill you tonight
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| Ready your weapons and charge
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| (Loose cannons)
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| Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
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| Now is the time to say yarr
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| (Ahoy)
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| Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
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| Ready your weapons and charge
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| (Loose cannons)
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| Under the water, it’s time for a slaughter
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| Cos we are the cowboys of the sea
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| Yee haw
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| Sailing the seas of the wild wild west
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| Digging for treasure on a pirate quest
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| We’ve not found any treasure except for this moldy shoe
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| Keep digging, crew
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| With a crack of the whip, and a shot from a gun
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| We’ll eat our beans and we’ll drink some rum
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| I can’t handle it captain, my insides are going to burst
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| We will do just what we please
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| We’re cowboys of the sea
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| We’re back and we’re ready to fight
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| Rumahoy’s going to kill you tonight
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| Ready your weapons and charge
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| (Loose cannons)
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| Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
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| Now is the time to say yarr
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| (Ahoy)
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| Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
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| Ready your weapons and charge
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| (Loose cannons)
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| Under the water, it’s time for a slaughter
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| Cos we are the cowboys of the sea
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| We will bring you to your knees
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| We’re cowboys of the sea
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| We’re back and we’re ready to fight
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| There’s no escaping you’re locked in our sights
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| Rumahoy’s going to kill you tonight
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| Ready your weapons and charge
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| (Loose cannons)
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| Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
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| Now is the time to say yarr
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| (Ahoy)
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| Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
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| Ready your weapons and charge
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| (Loose cannons)
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| Under the water, it’s time for a slaughter
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| Cos we are the cowboys of the sea
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| Yee haw |