| Guess what, ever since the world began
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| Same plot, everyone’s been dumping on their fellow man
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| Pounding people they feel better than
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| I hope you’re taking notes cause
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| You feel everyone deserves a shot
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| Get real, some of us have got it, girl
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| And some got squat
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| That’s the truth, oh honey, like it or not
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| I hate to break it to you
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| My daddy taught me you get nowhere being nice
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| So now I’m sharing his advice:
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| The world according to Chris is
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| Better to strike then get struck
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| Better to screw then get screwed
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| You’d probably think it’s bizarre
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| And that’s the way things are
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| But that doesn’t mean it has to be that way! |
| What does it cost to be kind?
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| Ew, what have you done with my best friend?
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| My daddy taught me who’s on top and who’s below
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| And now it’s time I let you know
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| The world according to Chris is
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| Better to punch than get punched
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| Better to burn than get burned
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| Learn that and you’re gonna go far
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| Cause that’s the way things are
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| Ha-na na na na na na na na
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| Ha-na na na na na na na
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| Ha-na na na na na na na na
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| Ha-na na na na na na na
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| Let’s party, people!
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| The world according to Chris
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| The world according to Chris
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| The world according to Chris
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| The world according to Chris |