| No Dirty Names |
| One Meatball |
| A little man walked up and down, |
| He found an eating place in town. |
| He looked the menu through and through |
| To see what fifteen cents could do: |
| One meatball, one meatball, |
| He couldn’t bought but one meatball. |
| He told the waiter near at hand |
| The simple dinner he had planned. |
| The guests were startled, one and all, |
| To hear that waiter oddly call: |
| «One meatball, one meatball, |
| This here gent wants one meatball.» |
| The little man felt ill at ease, |
| Said «Some bread, son, if you please.» |
| The waiter hollered down the hall |
| «Ya gets no bread with one meatball!» |
| One meatball, one meatball, |
| «Ya gets no bread with one meatball!» |