| Some folks like the weather cold, it’s healthy they tell you.
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| It may be dense but where’s the sense if your nose keeps turning blue?
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| On the day that I was born I was just ten minutes old.
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| I popped my head 'neath the clothes and said, «Brrr! | 
| don’t the wind blow cold?»
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| Sailor Joe got shipwrecked on a raft that pitched and rolled.
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| He yelled and raved as a shirt he waved «Oh! | 
| don’t the wind blow cold?»
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| There’s no sense in shivering until you start to freeze.
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| What’s the use of quivering and shaking at the knees.
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| Cried Maudie on the pillion seat, «it was great fun I was told
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| But when you ride with you’re legs astride, Oh! | 
| don’t the wind blow cold?»
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| A Scotchman for an advert once around the town he strolled
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| On a pair of stilts in Scotchman’s kilts, Wow! | 
| don’t the wind blow cold?
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| While Miss Jones was in her bath, our Curate called I’m told.
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| He saw the door ajar, giggled, «There you are, Oh! | 
| don’t the wind blow cold?»
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| There’s no sense in shivering until you start to freeze.
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| What’s the use of quivering and shaking at the knees?
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| Six Fan Dancers did their dance, six Fan Dancers bold.
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| They only had five fans — so what? | 
| Oh! | 
| didn’t the wind blow cold?
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| I saw some lovely bathing belles, upon the beach they rolled.
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| They jumped to their feet when I said, «Tweet tweet, Oh! | 
| don’t the wind blow
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| cold?»
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| When Godiva rode her horse round Coventry I’m told,
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| She cried and sobbed, «Eemy hair I’ve bobbed, Oh! | 
| don’t the wind blow cold?
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| There’s no sense in shivering until you start to freeze.
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| What’s the use of quivering and shaking at the knees?
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| A girl I cuddled in the park said, «Please, let go your hold.
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| Something’s ripped and I think it’s slipped, Oh! | 
| Mother don’t the wind blow
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| cold?» |