| I try to be nice, |
| Take care of my appearances, |
| Keep out of trouble — and trifle interferences. |
| The bachelor of science, I run my own company |
| Somebody call me, my number’s unlisted |
| Some stories are straight, and others come twisted |
| Women’s intuition and young gals' luck |
| Every girl I know has a crush on (Who?) |
| Boys may cheat, either that or they may leave her |
| All I wanna do is dance, I’ve got Saturday night fever |
| So let me rearrange my sock drawers alone behind locked doors, |
| Eat scrambled eggs for breakfast, and sit and read the box scores |
| But I’m not trying to score points with… |
| I’d rather read the bible than use its pages to roll joints with. |
| I get what I want, but got no one to share it with |
| A feeling in my chest, but nothing to compare it with |
| The bachelor of science, I run my own company |
| Show me your photographs, and tell me a ghost story |
| Just as long as it doesn’t involve your ex-boyfriend |
| Stars glow in the dark until the first sign of daylight |
| I like human contact, but don’t like to play-fight. |
| The desperado knows just how at peace we are, |
| Sitting in the bed naked watching movies on the VCR |
| Colour me see-through and tickle my favourite inch, |
| Turn the ringer off, and thank God for David Lynch. |