«Serial slaughtering stranglers
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Jugular juggling juggalos
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Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks
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I C fuckin P’s in the house»
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Abracadabra boom shacka dae
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I’m Violent J, and I’m back like a vertebrae
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And I come with a hat full of tricks
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Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
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Ha hahaha ha hahaha, fuck you
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Wicked clowns, we’d like to say what up to
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The Cobra’s, X-men, and Counts
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And everybody with clown love, even sets I’ve never heard of
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Roll into town, and out with the big top
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Four cards down, and two more still to drop
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And when it does, I pack up and hit the road
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'Cause I don’t wanna see your head explode!
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Toss me an axe, and I’ll toss you a dead chicken
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Add a buck, you get a two-liter with em
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And when the genie says on with the show
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It’s hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
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Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the house
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Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
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Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come
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Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
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Shazam bam, shocka locka lokey
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Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis
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Call me a psycho-schizo freak
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And I’ll call you by your name (Dick-anus)
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'Cause I can give two shits and a fuck
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I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck
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I’m a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard
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I grab your gizzard
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Jump on the carpet, let’s take a spin
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Everybody’s waiting for the show to begin
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Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go
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Try to land in a glass of Faygo
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Uh, you suck, you missed the fuckin' glass
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Broken neck, and busted your fuckin' ass
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But the genie says on with the show
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Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
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What awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore
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Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
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Enter Milenko’s Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall
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Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
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Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all
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Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all (C'mon!)
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Clown dawg, freak dawg
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Joker dawg, Milenko dawg
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Fidgets of joker’s cards blasting in your mother’s face
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Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
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Rude Boy and Chucky down with the clown
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First time we ever went to Mexican Town
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I remember, we couldn’t pay the bill, they got hot
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And beat us down in the fuckin' parking lot
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Tall Jess, Jumpsteady, and Nate the Mack
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Tagged ICP by the train tracks
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And it was on, the dawn of a new day
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Magical carpets grippin' down the freeway
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Walked in a gypsy’s tent with a food stamp
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And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
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I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes
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That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches
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Can’t get the fuck with it? |
Forget it
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I’ll rip your face off, and wipe my ass wid' it
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When the genie says on with the show
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It’s hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
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Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside
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Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
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City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on
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Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
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Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies?
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Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
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Clouds of darkness, then underneath them comes the clown
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Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride (Fuck that!) |