| Three nights ago I was at a disco
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| Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go
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| And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
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| She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
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| Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip
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| She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
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| She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, «no!»
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| You done knocked me down once
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| You done knocked me down once
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| Said if you want to dance find you a big fat man
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| Y’all both can get on down, y’all both can get on down
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| Huh!
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| I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
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| I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
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| I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
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| I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
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| Lord, I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
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| I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
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| I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
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| I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
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| Somebody take her
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| She’s too big for me
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| She’ll knock me down
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| She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat
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| She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down
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| I told her to go on and leave me alone
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| I ain’t gettin' down
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| You done hurt my hip once
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| I know what you’ll do
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| I ain’t gonna bump with you!
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| I don’t feel like gettin' down
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| Don’t feel like gettin' down
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| She just shook her head at every word I said
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| She wanted to get on down
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| That woman wanted to get on down
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| She did that dip again and I hit the floor again
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| She was gettin' down, Lord, that woman was gettin' down
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| Somebody take her, I don’t want her
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| She done hurt my hip, she done knocked |