| Tonight we'll have a party |
| We'll eat some food that's rare |
| And at the head of the table |
| I'll place brother Henry's chair |
| Invite all the local big dogs |
| We'll laugh and talk and eat |
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| But we'll save the bones for Henry Jones |
| 'Cause Henry don't eat no meat |
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| Today I'll go to market |
| And buy a lot of fish |
| That will thrill brother Henry |
| 'Cause fish is his special dish |
| Get a large can of molasses |
| So we'll have something sweet |
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| But we'll save the bones for Henry Jones |
| 'Cause Henry don't eat no meat |
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| Henry don't like gravy |
| He don't dunk or dip |
| He don't need a napkins |
| 'Cause the things he eats don't drip |
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| One day we had a banquet |
| It really was a bake |
| They started off with short ribs |
| Then they finished up with steak |
| But when the feast was over |
| Brother Henry just kept his seat |
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| And we served the bones to Henry Jones |
| 'Cause Henry don't eat no meat |
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| Our banquet was most proper |
| Right down to demitasse |
| From soup to lox and bagels |
| And pheasant under glass |
| We thought the chops were mellow |
| He said his chops were beat |
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| And we served the bones to Henry Jones |
| 'Cause Henry don't eat no meat |
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| He shouts for bean sprouts |
| Henry don't eat no meat |
| Don't you give him bacon |
| Henry don't eat no meat |
| Badly mistaken |
| Henry don't eat no meat |
| He's been on fish since '66 |
| Henry don't eat no meat |
| And he gets his kicks in celery sticks |
| Henry don't eat no meat |
| Sure can agree when he eat that cheese |
| Henry don't eat no meat |
| I'm in the mood for seafood |
| Henry don't eat no meat |
| But he acts like he won't see food |
| Henry |
| Get you all fresh patty, special sauce, lettuce, pickles, onion on a sesame |
| seed bun |
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