| I’m a Costco ho, Costco ho |
| Head down the Christmas aisle, drop it down low |
| I’m a Costco ho, Costco ho |
| But a 100 guac packs, man, you already know |
| Lovin' on my man when he give the credit card |
| I don’t buy small bish, only buy large |
| 3% back black executive card |
| Long ass receipt when I walk through the guards |
| It’s a hot moms winter, you know about the 'Co |
| You don’t give a f…, get your eggs in the cold |
| Snacks for the kids, erryday the Superbowl |
| Real mothers know, man, f… a Trader Joe! |
| I’m a Costco ho, Costco ho |
| Head down the Christmas aisle, drop it down low |
| I’m a Costco ho, Costco ho |
| But a 100 guac packs, man, you already know |
| I can buy tuna, I can buy a shed |
| Double fisted double bag that’s how I like the bread |
| I’ma get the shed and a sled, who I need a bed |
| Ooh, look my fish got wet |
| Check out all these ways that I can make a salad |
| Filling up my cart, ooh, I might need a pallet |
| Never buy pints, only buying gallons |
| Stay thick, eat big, Meghan Thee Stallion |
| Costco ho, Costco ho |
| Head down the Christmas aisle, drop it down low |
| I’m a Costco ho, Costco ho |
| But a 100 guac packs, man, you already know |
| I’m a Costco ho, Costco ho |
| Head down the Christmas aisle, drop it down low |
| I’m a Costco ho, Costco ho |
| Make Covid my b… with these toilet paper rolls |
| Oh yeah |
| Costco ho |