Текст пісні Funky Granny - Kool & The Gang

Funky Granny

Hey, man!\nYeah, what’s happenin', man?\nDig this old lady comin' down the street!\nShe got on yellow hot pants, and purple boots!\nHey, hey there, fellas, how’re y’all doin'? Yeah!\nHey, there, what’s your name, old lady?\nMy name is Funky Granny\nFunky Granny?!\nThat’s right, son, what’s wrong with you?\nWhat’s wrong with you, boy?\nIf you Funky Granny\nLet me see you get funky right here!\nWell, dig this and watch me\nGet funky!\nSock it to me!\nOh, oh, oh!\nY’all gonna make me have a heart attack!\nBe cool now\nLet me take the cane, Granny\nLet me take the cane\nOw!\nYou know somethin', y’all, young fellas?\nYeah\nYou’re livin' in a hip age\nBut I’m here, too\nYou didn’t know that, did you?\nWe know you’re old, Granny\nGranny ain’t old, baby, Granny got soul!\nOh, yeah!\nWatch me get it down, watch me, watch me!\nOoh, my back, whoa\nGet it, get it, Granny\nI’m doin' it!\nGet it\nI’ma get it on before it’s all over\nYeah, whoo!\nI got this from my grandson, watch this!\nWhoo!\nGet it!\nThat is so funky\nHey, Granny, you know what?\nWhat’s that, boy?\nI heard you go with the funky man\nNo, no, you got it all wrong\nThe funky man like me\nHe wanna go out with me one night\nWith his funny lookin' stuff\nI told him\nListen here, this is what I told him\nWhat you tell him, Funky Granny?\nI said, if you can’t do the Funky Granny, funky man\nYou can’t go out with me\nYou got to be soft to go out with me, funky man\nDig it?\n'Cause Granny got soul\n(Funky Granny)\nGranny ain’t old\n(Funky Granny)\nGranny got lots of soul!\n(Funky Granny)\n(Funky Granny)\nGo on and do your thing, Granny\nGo on down the street\n(Funky Granny)\nYeah, I’m doin' it\nGo ahead, Granny\n(Funky Granny)\nWhoo!\n(Funky Granny)\nMan, that some mad old lady!\n(Funky Granny)\nCome over here, boy!\n(Funky Granny)\nTalkin' 'bout Funky Granny\n(Funky Granny)\nThat’s my name\n(Funky Granny)\nThat’s how I got my fame, whoo!\n(Funky Granny)\nY’all better get hip with Granny\n'Cause she’s hip!\n(Funky Granny)\nI’m tellin' you, I’m super hip\n(Funky Granny)\nY’all young punks ain’t got nothin' on me\n(Funky Granny)\nNothin'\n(Funky Granny)\nWatch this, whoo!\n(Funky Granny)\nShe old and she got soul, brother\n(Funky Granny)\nYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah\n(Funky Granny)\nYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah\nYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah\n(Funky Granny)\nYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah\nYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah\n(Funky Granny)\nI love to do my thing\nI love to do my thing\nHit it, Granny!\n(Funky Granny)\nIn the morning, in the morning\nI love to do my thing\nDo it, Granny, do it!\n(Funky Granny)\nWatch me get it, uh!\nWatch out, y’all\nWatch me do the James Brown\nHey, get back in the corner one more time\nSay, hit it, y’all, whoo!\nHey, Granny, let me see you do a caper!\nWatch this!\n(Funky Granny)\nHey, baby\n(Funky Granny)\nYou’re cool, boy\nStep back\n(Funky Granny)\nThat’s my name\nThat’s how I got my fame\n(Funky Granny)\nLet me do my thing\nY’all be alright\n(Funky Granny)\nI see y’all, I see y’all now\n(Funky Granny)\nY’all be cool\nY’all keep doin' that funky thing now\n(Funky Granny)\nI’ll be back, I sure will!\n(Funky Granny)\nY’all like my hot dance?\n(Funky Granny)\nYeah!\nThat’s a bad old lady, man!\n(Funky Granny)\nYeah, yeah!\nYeah, man!\n(Funky Granny)\n(Funky Granny)\nOoh!\n(Funky Granny)\nOoh, my backside, oh…\n(Funky Granny)\nTalkin' 'bout your rheumatism now, Granny\nI ain’t got no rheumatism\n(Funky Granny)\n(Funky Granny)\nI’ma shake this rheumatism loose in a minute\nWatch this, whoo!\n(Funky Granny)\nYeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa!\n(Funky Granny)\nWhoa-whoa-whoa, whoo!\n(Funky Granny)\nOh!\nOld lady look nice\nGranny, oh, Granny\nGranny!\nShe fell down on flat as dead, man