We got a theory
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You see, Mike, we got a theory
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About magic, and miracles
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That’s right, that’s right
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If magic is all we’ve ever known
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Then it’s easy to miss what really goes on
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But I’ve seen miracles in every way
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And I see miracles every day
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Oceans spanning beyond my sight
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And a million stars way above 'em at night
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We don’t have to be high to look in the sky
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And know that’s a miracle opened wide
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Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
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And everything chilling underwater, please!
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Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
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Long neck giraffes, pet cats and dogs
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And I’ve seen eighty-five thousand people
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All in one room, together as equal
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Pure magic is the birth of my kids
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I’ve seen shit that’ll shock your eyelids
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The sun and the moon, and even Mars
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The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
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UFOs, a river flows
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Plant a little seed and nature grows
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Niagara Falls and the pyramids
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Everything you believed in as kids
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Fucking rainbows, after it rains
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There’s enough miracles here to blow your brains
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I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay
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It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
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And music is magic, pure and clean
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You can feel it and hear it but it can’t be seen
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(Are you a believer in miracles?)
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Music is all magic
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You can’t even hold it
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(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
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It’s just there in the air
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(Are you a believer in miracles?)
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Pure motherfuckin' magic. |
Right?
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This shit’ll blow your motherfuckin' mind
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(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
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Music is a lot like love, it’s all a feeling
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And it fills the room from the floor to the ceiling
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I see miracles all around me
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Stop and look around, it’s all astounding
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Water, fire, air and dirt
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Fucking magnets, how do they work?
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And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
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Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
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Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
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Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
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And I love my mom, for giving me this
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Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
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I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
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Miracles ain’t nothing to lie
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Shaggy’s little boys look just like Shaggy
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And my little boy looks just like daddy
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Miracles each and everywhere you look
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And nobody has to stay where they put
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This world is yours, for you to explore
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It’s nothing but miracles beyond your door
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The Dark Carnival is your invitation
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To witness that without explanation
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Take a look at this fine creation
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And enjoy it better with appreciation
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Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
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The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
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Just open your mind, and it ain’t no way
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To ignore the miracles of every day
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And that’s real
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(Are you a believer in miracles?)
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Magic everywhere in this bitch
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(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
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It’s all around you, you don’t even know it
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(Are you a believer in miracles?) Shit’s crazy
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(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
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(So many miracles, the magic miracles)
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Are you a believer in miracles?
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Do you have time for the miracles?
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Do you notice and recognize miracles?
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So many miracles, the magic miracles
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Well, we’re here! |
We came all the way to Ash, Nevada!
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Come on!
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Where’s the show and where’s our money?
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I came all the way from England! |
Where’s me bloody 'undred thousand pounds?
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What I wanna know is where in hell is my goddamn hundred thousand dollars?
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And where can I get some beer in this motherfucker?
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I thought this was a carnival. |
Where’s all the sexy kids at? |
Don’t tell me I
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brought all this candy for nothing!
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I didn’t come all this way to stand around here with all these goddamn tadpoles!
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Let’s get a move on!
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Start this shit so we can get paid!
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We came a long way to see this shit! |
It’d better be worth it, or Imma kill
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somebody! |
Fuck that! |