| I’m just an old fashioned girl with an old fashioned mind | 
| Not sophisticated, I’m the sweet and simple kind. | 
| I want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence | 
| And an old fashioned millionaire. | 
| I want an old fashioned car, a cerise Cadillac, | 
| Long enough to put a bowling alley in the back. | 
| I want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence | 
| And an old fashioned millionaire. | 
| I’ll stay weaving at my loom, | 
| Be no trouble to my groom, | 
| If he’ll keep the piles of money mounting. | 
| In our cottage there will be | 
| A soundproof nursery | 
| Not to wake the baby while I’m counting. | 
| I like the old fashioned flowers, violets are for me — | 
| Have them made in diamonds by the man at Tiffany. | 
| I want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence | 
| And an old fashioned millionaire. | 
| I’m just a pilgrim at heart, oh so pure and genteel. | 
| Watch me in Las Vegas while I’m at the spinning wheel! | 
| I want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence | 
| And an old fashioned millionaire. | 
| I’ll ask for such simple things when my birthday occurs: | 
| Two apartment buildings that are labeled 'Hers' and 'Hers'. | 
| I want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence | 
| And an old fashioned millionaire. | 
| I like Chopin and Bizet | 
| And the songs of yesterday, | 
| String quartets and Polynesian carols. | 
| But the music that excels | 
| Is the sound of oil wells | 
| As they slurp, slurp, slurp into the barrels. | 
| Our little home will be quaint as an old parasol, | 
| And instead of carpets I’ll have money wall to wall. | 
| I want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence | 
| And an old fashioned millionaire |