| Gareth Southgate stood on the spot |
| Couldn’t believe the chance he got |
| He’d be a hero with one toe punt |
| But sent it at the keeper oh what a cunt |
| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME, HE’S GOING |
| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME, HE’S GOING |
| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME — OH NO HE’S MISSED THE BUS |
| YOU CUNT |
| Should he hit to the left |
| Should he hit to the right |
| Don’t really matter coz he was shite |
| That’s the way our luck goes |
| Couldn’t see the ball cause of the size of his nose |
| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME, HE’S GOING |
| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME, HE’S GOING |
| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME — OH NO HE’S MISSED THE BUS |
| YOU CUNT |
| If I score this it’ll be a killer |
| Cause they won’t let me at Aston Villa |
| Didn’t take a run up for the kick |
| Even me mum thinks I’m a prick |
| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME, HE’S GOING |
| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME, HE’S GOING |
| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME — OH NO HE’S MISSED THE BUS |
| YOU CUNT |
| DANCE NOW WHEREVER YOU MAY BE |
| BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY |
| SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN |
| WHEREVER WE MAY BE |
| COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY |
| DANCE NOW WHEREVER YOU MAY BE |
| BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY |
| SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN |
| WHEREVER WE MAY BE |
| COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY |
| DANCE NOW WHEREVER YOU MAY BE |
| BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY |
| SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN |
| WHEREVER WE MAY BE |
| COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY |
| DANCE NOW WHEREVER YOU MAY BE |
| BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY |
| SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN |
| WHEREVER WE MAY BE |
| COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY |