| The night porter - He ain't got no heart |
| No joking when you're out after dark |
| Rude thoughts inside his little head |
| Bet he'd like to tuck you up in bed |
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| Oh baby, let me turn on your light |
| Cos I'm a big boy and I can stay up all night |
| And after all, you've come a long way too |
| So sweet and tender it'll be with you |
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| And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe |
| Just say the word and there'll be no panic |
| If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence |
| And I'll prove my innocence, oh yeah! |
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| Oh baby, do you know how I feel? |
| Won't you let me take you out for a meal |
| And when it's over we can jump on a bus |
| Take me home and I won't make a fuss |
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| And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe |
| Just say the word and there'll be no panic |
| If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence |
| And I'll prove my innocence, oh yeah! |
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