PIERRE: There’s a war going on out there somewhere
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And Andrey isn’t here
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There’s a war going on out there somewhere
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And Andrey isn’t here
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ALL: There’s a war going on out there somewhere
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And Andrey isn’t here
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There’s a war going on out there somewhere
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And Andrey isn’t here
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This is all in your program
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You are at the opera
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You’re gonna have to study up a little bit
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If you wanna keep with the plot
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'Cuz it’s a complicated Russian novel
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Everyone’s got nine different names
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So look it up in your program
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We appreciate it, thanks a lot
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Dada da da da da da da daaa
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Natasha!
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NATASHA: Natasha is young
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She loves Andrey with all her heart
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ALL: She loves Andrey with all her heart
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Natasha is young
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And Andrey isn’t here
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SONYA: Sonya is good
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Natasha’s cousin and closest friend
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ALL: Natasha’s cousin and closest friend
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Sonya is good
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Natasha is young
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And Andrey isn’t here!
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MARYA: Marya is old-school
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A grand dame of Moscow
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Natasha’s godmother, strict yet kind
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ALL: Natasha’s godmother, strict yet kind
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Marya is old-school
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Sonya is good
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Natasha is young
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And Andrey isn’t here!
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This is all in your program
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You are at the opera
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You’re gonna have to study up a little bit
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If you want to keep with the plot
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'Cuz it’s a complicated Russian novel
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Everyone’s got nine different names
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So look it up in your program
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We appreciate it, thanks a lot
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Da da da da da da da da daaa
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Anatole!
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ANATOLE: Anatole is hot!
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He spends his money on women and wine
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ALL: He spends his money on women and wine
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Anatole is hot
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Marya is old-school
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Sonya is good
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Natasha is young
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And Andrey isn’t here!
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HÉLÈNE: Hélène is a slut
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Anatole’s sister, married to Pierre
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ALL: Anatole’s sister, married to Pierre
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Hélène is a slut
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Anatole is hot
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Marya is old-school
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Sonya is good
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Natasha is young
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And Andrey isn’t here
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DOLOKHOV: Dolokhov is fierce, but not too important
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Anatole’s friend, a crazy good shot
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ALL: Anatole’s friend, a crazy good shot
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Dolokhov is fierce
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Hélène is a slut
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Anatole is hot
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Marya is old-school
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Sonya is good
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Natasha is young
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And Andrey isn’t here!
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Chandeliers and caviar, the war can’t touch us here!
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Minor characters!
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BOLKONSKY: Old Prince Bolkonsky is crazy
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MARY: And Mary is plain
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MARY and BOLKONSKY: Andrey’s family, totally messed up
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BALAGA: And Balaga’s just for fun!
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ALL: Balaga’s just for fun!
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Balaga’s fun
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Bolkonsky is crazy
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Mary is plain
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Dolokhov is fierce
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Hélène is a slut
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Anatole is hot
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Marya is old-school
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Sonya is good
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Natasha is young
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And Andrey isn’t here!
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What about Pierre?
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Dear bewildered and awkward Pierre
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What about Pierre?
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Rich, unhappily married Pierre
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What about Pierre?
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What about Pierre?
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What about Pierre? |