| In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
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| Evil will rise
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| And of all the legendary warriors
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| None will survive
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| In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
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| Evil will rise
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| To defeat the power of the sorcerer
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| Great sacrifice
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| Magnificent vessel appears in the sky
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| The Hootsforce arrives into Cowdenbeath
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| Prepare for the warfare of ultimate destiny
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| Into the battle, the heroes make fight
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| Fast as Dundonian lightning they strike
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| The armies of evil will die on the field
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| They’ll die by our steel
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| And the battlefield of Cowdenbeath fell silent, as the black gates of the
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| fortress of Crail opened wide. | 
| Atop a horde of undead eagles, the grim armies
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| of the Deathknights of Crail rode out to meet the forces of justice.
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| And at the vanguard of this terrible host stood the Grandmaster himself,
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| Dreadlord Proletius!
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| From the black gate evil deathknights attack
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| Proletius is leading the chaos charge
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| Slaughtering peasants with deadly impunity
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| Ralathor fires his final defence
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| Missiles of nuclear justice
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| The deathknights are suddenly vaporized
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| Proletius dies
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| For the King of Space
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| We will fight to end disgrace
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| In our once proud land
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| We will make our stand
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| When the dark lord comes
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| We will shoot our laser guns
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| For the glory of mighty Dundee
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| Mwah-hahaha! | 
| Such a pathetic display of valor! | 
| You are naught but insignificant
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| worms before the infinite power of Zargothrax! | 
| Now, the solar conjunction is at
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| hand. | 
| My ascension to godhood is inevitable and there is nothing you can do to
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| stop me! | 
| Worship my omnipotence!
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| From the Heavens
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| Comes a hero
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| Mighty Hootsman
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| Vanitati
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| Latinae
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| Canentis
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| Hootus Dei
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| With a flash of thunder
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| A god falls from the sky
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| With holy armor made from wolf
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| The Hootsman has arrived
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| Side by side with Angus
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| The warriors make fight
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| Hootsman fires a laser blast
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| Shoots goblins out of sight
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| From the Heavens
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| Comes a hero
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| Mighty Hootsman
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| Vanitati
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| Latinae
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| Canentis
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| Hootus Dei
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| In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
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| Evil will rise
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| And of all the legendary warriors
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| None will survive
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| In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
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| Evil will rise
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| To defeat the power of the sorcerer
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| The Hootsman has arrived
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| Alright Zargothrax, your evil reign of terror ends today! | 
| My name is the
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| Hootsman, and I am the one and only true god of this universe! | 
| It is time for
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| you to taste the power of Hoots!
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| With the force of the hammer
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| And the power of Hoots
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| The forces of justice attack
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| Bringing destruction to Zargothrax
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| The wizard defeated
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| Dissolves into dust
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| The Kingdom of Fife has been saved
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| The legendary Angus McFife has triumphed this day
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| And lo, Zargothrax was finally defeated. | 
| But in the epic final struggle with
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| the dark sorcerer, the valiant hero Angus McFife realised he had been impaled
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| by the Knife of Evil. | 
| As he watched the lifeless corpse of Zargothrax dissolve
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| into liquid dust, Angus knew that soon he himself would be corrupted by the
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| dark power of that cursed blade. | 
| And so he resolved that he must make the final
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| sacrifice for the Glory of Dundee. | 
| He would end his own life by descending into
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| the raging volcanic fires of Schiehallion!
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| Goodbye
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| My time has come to die
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| This is the end
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| I must say farewell
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| Descend into hell
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| In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
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| Evil will rise
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| And of all the legendary warriors
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| None will survive
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| In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
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| Evil will rise
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| To defeat the power of the sorcerer
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| The Prince of Fife must die
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| In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
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| Evil will rise
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| And of all the legendary warriors
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| None will survive
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| In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
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| Evil will rise
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| To defeat the power of the sorcerer
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| The Prince of Fife must die
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| To save the galaxy
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| It is your mighty destiny
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| Brave Angus McFife
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| Initiating interdimensional subspace replay. | 
| Target year 1022. Begin
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| transmission
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| Activate Zargothrax Clone Alpha 1
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| Transmission complete |