| Regis Dundoniensis
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| Furor Apocalyptus
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| Magus Calamitosus
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| Bellis Intergalactus
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| Regis Dundoniensis
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| Furor Apocalyptus
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| Magus Calamitosus
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| Bellis Intergalactus
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| Ancient cosmic wormhole
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| Chaos lord arise
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| I have returned from the future
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| Into a terrible past
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| Chaos and war on the plains of Dunkeld
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| The armies of darkness amassed
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| Is this a twisted dimension?
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| Is this true reality?
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| A symbol of evil is flying once more
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| Above the proud spires of Dundee
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| A burning black sun
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| The siege of Dunkeld has begun
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| Defeat of the ancient town is nigh
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| In Hoots We Trust
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| Horrifying fecal demons
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| Rising up out of the caverns below
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| Dark robotic astral zombies
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| Eating the peasants who live in Glasgow
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| Siege engines of hell’s creation
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| Blasting the walls with unholy fire
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| Undead forces marching onward
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| Army of evil so tragic and dire
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| Look up to the sky
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| A glorious battlecry
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| The forces of justice call his name
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| In Hoots We Trust
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| (We Trust)
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| By the power of the Holy King of Unst
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| (Hail Hoots)
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| For the Glory of Dundee
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| To win this epic battle
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| In his power we must trust to set us free
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| (Confutatis Maledictis Caledoniae)
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| In Hoots We Trust
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| I am the Bane of Cowdenbeath
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| The Scourge of Auchtermuchty
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| Arch-Foe of the Questlords of Inverness
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| Come face me in battle, Angus
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| And prepare to meet thy doom!
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| Your dark dominion has corrupted Dundee
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| With a swing of my hammer I’ll end this misery
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| Legendary battle
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| Epic war is fight
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| What mystic enchantment has Zargothrax spun?
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| My weapon has no effect, this fight can’t be won
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| Pathetic mortal scum!
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| In this dimension, your hammer has no power over me
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| Now, kneel before your Emperor
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| Kneel before… Your God!
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| In Hoots We Trust
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| (We Trust)
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| By the power of the Holy King of Unst
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| (Hail Hoots)
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| For the Glory of Dundee
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| To win this epic battle
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| In his power we must trust to set us free
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| In Hoots We Trust
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| (We Trust)
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| By the power of the Holy King of Unst
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| (Hail Hoots)
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| For the Glory of Dundee
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| To win this epic battle
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| In his power we must trust to set us free
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| In Hoots We Trust |