| Waters Ethel | 
| Miscellaneous | 
| The New York Glide | 
| Everybody’s going crazy | 
| About the different dances of the day; | 
| Everybody in this whole entire world | 
| Is trying to learn the dance and sway; | 
| Here’s one dance you ought to learn | 
| It’s something simply grand; | 
| Now folks, it is so simple | 
| Anyone can understand | 
| And if you’ll take a chance | 
| I’ll show you how to do this dance: | 
| Just grab your partner | 
| 'Round the waist | 
| Hook her lightly | 
| In her place | 
| Just lay back and do the shimaree | 
| Buzz up to your baby like a bumblebee | 
| Then lay back and do that eagle rock; | 
| Please, professor, don’t you ever stop | 
| Swing your partner, then you slide; | 
| That’s the New York Glide! | 
| You can all have your tickle toe | 
| I mean, that’s a dance you can do | 
| But if you should once see this dance | 
| I know that you would be amused; | 
| Anywhere you hear this tune | 
| It sneaks up on your mind; | 
| And if you love good music | 
| Why, you’re going to keep in time; | 
| And when you hear that band | 
| You’ll say this dance is simply grand! | 
| Just grab your partner | 
| 'Round the waist | 
| Pull her lightly | 
| In her place; | 
| Just lay back and do the shimaree; | 
| Buzz up to your baby like a bumblebee | 
| Then lay back and do that eagle rock; | 
| Please professor, don’t you ever stop; | 
| Swing your partner, then you slide; | 
| That’s the New York Glide! |