| When I was a little bitty boy
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| My Grandmother bought me a cute little toy
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| Silver bells hanging on a string
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| She said it was my Ding a ling a ling
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| Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing
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| I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling
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| Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling
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| I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling
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| (I forgot to tell you it’s a little jerk, Right there, A little jerk in it,
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| Right there, Can’t do without that jerk, Yeah)
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| When I started Grammar School
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| I used to stop off in the vestibule
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| Every time that bell would ring
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| I’d take out my ding a ling a ling
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| Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing
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| I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling
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| My ding a ling, my ding a ling
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| I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling
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| (Here come that jerk again, Mmh, Does something good to ya)
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| Humpty dumpty on the wall
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| Humpty had an awful fall
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| When they went to tell the king
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| Caught him playing with his ding a ling
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| Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling
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| Come on now everybody sing
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| My ding a ling, my ding a ling
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| I wanna play with my ding a ling
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| (Oh yeah, Got something to it)
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| I remember the girl next door
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| We used to play house on the kitchen floor
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| I’d be king, she’d be queen
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| Together we’d play with our ding a ling a ling
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| My ding a ling, Oh my
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| I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling
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| (Mmh)
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| When they took me to Sunday School
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| Tried to teach me the golden rule
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| But every time the quire would sing
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| Catch me playing with my ding a ling
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| Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling
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| I wanna play with my ding a ling
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| My ding (That's right), my ding a ling
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| I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling
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| (You know, I didn’t hear everybody singing, Everybody joins in on that course)
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| This here song, it ain’t to sad
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| Cutest little song you ever had
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| Those of you, who will not sing
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| You must be playing with your own ding a ling
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| Oh my ding a ling, my ding a lin (Come on now, Come on now, Everybody sing)
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| Now my ding a, oh my ding a I wanna play with my ding a ling
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| (Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah) |