| She gave me the queen | 
| She gave me the king | 
| She was wheelin' and dealin' | 
| Just doin' her thing | 
| She was holdin' a pair | 
| But I had to try | 
| Her deuce was wild | 
| But my ace was high | 
| But how was I to know | 
| That she’d been dealt with before? | 
| Said she’d never had a full house | 
| But I should have known | 
| From the tattoo on her left leg | 
| And the garter on her right | 
| She’d have the card to bring me down | 
| If she played it right | 
| She’s got the jack, she’s got the jack | 
| She’s got the jack, she’s got the jack | 
| She’s got the jack, she’s got the jack | 
| She’s got the jack, she’s got the jack | 
| She’s got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack | 
| She’s got the jack | 
| Poker face was her name | 
| Poker face was her nature | 
| Poker straight was her game | 
| If she knew she could get you | 
| She played 'em fast | 
| And she played 'em hard | 
| She could close her eyes | 
| And feel every card | 
| But how was I to know | 
| That she’d been shuffled before? | 
| Said she’d never had a royal flush | 
| But I should have known | 
| That all the cards were comin' | 
| From the bottom of the pack | 
| And if I’d known what she was dealing out | 
| I’d have dealt it back | 
| She’s got the jack, she’s got the jack | 
| She’s got the jack, and who knows what else | 
| She’s got the jack, yeah yeah | 
| She’s got the jack, she’s got the jack | 
| She’s got the jack, she’s got the jack | 
| She’s got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack | 
| She’s got the jack | 
| She’s got the jack, she’s got the jack | 
| Hmm, it was a bad deal (jack) | 
| She gave me the (jack) eh | 
| She’s got the (jack), she’s got the (jack) | 
| She’s got the (jack), ooh, can you tell she’s got the (jack) | 
| (Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack) | 
| (She's got the jack, she’s got the jack) | 
| She’s got the jack, she’s got the jack | 
| She’s got the jack, you’d never know but she’s got the jack | 
| She’s got the jack, she’s got the jack | 
| She’s got the jack, it hurts (she's got the jack) | 
| She’s got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack | 
| She’s got the jack Ahh | 
| (Boo!) | 
| Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you | 
| Thank you, I’m glad you liked the show | 
| Yes, thank you very much folks | 
| Good night and God bless |