| Got me accused of peeping |
| I can’t see a thing |
| Got me accused of petting |
| I can’t even raise my hand |
| Oh, ho, oh, oh |
| Oh, ho, bad luck, it’s killing me |
| Call, yes, it is |
| Oh, yes, it is |
| Well, I just can’t stand it no more |
| No more of this third degree |
| I was third degree |
| Got me accused of murder |
| I ain’t harmed no man now, oh |
| Got me accused of forgery |
| I can’t even write my name |
| Bad luck call, I know, yeah |
| Bad luck, oh no |
| Well, it’s killing me |
| Killing me, killing me, yes, it is |
| Whoa, I just can’t stand it, oh no |
| No more of this third degree |
| Third degree |
| Hey, now |
| Got me accused of taxes |
| I ain’t got a lousy dime |
| Got me accused of children |
| Bad luck, no |
| Bad luck, oh, it’s killing me |
| Killing me, killing me |
| Yeah, it’s killing me |
| Well, I just, well, I just can’t stand |
| No more of this third degree |
| Whoa, oh no |
| No more |