| Cheer up Brian, you know what they say? | 
| Some things in life are bad | 
| They can really make you mad | 
| Other things just make you swear and curse | 
| When you’re chewing on life’s gristle | 
| Don’t grumble, give a whistle | 
| And this’ll help things turn out for the best | 
| And… | 
| Always look on the bright side of life | 
| (Whistle) | 
| Always look on the light side of life | 
| (Whistle) | 
| If life seems jolly rotten | 
| There’s something you’ve forgotten | 
| And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing | 
| When you’re feeling in the dumps | 
| Don’t be silly, chumps | 
| Just purse your lips and whistle — that’s the thing | 
| And… | 
| Always look on the bright side of life | 
| (Whistle) (Come on!) | 
| Always look on the right side of life | 
| (Whistle) | 
| For life is quite absurd | 
| And death’s the final word | 
| You must always face the curtain with a bow | 
| Forget about your sin | 
| Give the audience a grin | 
| Enjoy it — it’s your last chance anyhow | 
| So always look on the bright side of death | 
| (Whistle) | 
| A-Just before you draw your terminal breath | 
| (Whistle) | 
| Life’s a piece of shit (Oooh) | 
| When you look at it | 
| Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true (Oooh) | 
| You’ll see it’s all a show (Oooh) | 
| Keep 'em laughin' as you go | 
| Just remember that the last laugh is on you (Oooh) | 
| And… | 
| Always look on the bright side of life | 
| (Whistle) | 
| Always look on the right side of life | 
| (Whistle) (C'mon Brian, cheer up!) | 
| Always look on the bright side of life | 
| (Whistle) | 
| Always look on the bright side of life | 
| (Whistle) | 
| (Worse things happen at sea, you know?) | 
| Always look on the bright side of life | 
| (Whistle) (What have you got to lose? | 
| You know, you come from nothing | 
| You’re going back to nothing | 
| What have you lost? | 
| Nothing!) | 
| Always look on the bright side of life | 
| (Whistle) | 
| (Nothing will come from nothing | 
| You know what they say?) | 
| Always look on the bright side of life | 
| (Cheer up, ya old bugger | 
| C’mon, give us a grin! | 
| There y’are, see?) (Whistle) | 
| (It's the end of the film) | 
| (Incidentally, this record is available in the foyer) | 
| Always look on the bright side of life | 
| (Some of us got to live as well, you know?) (Whistle) | 
| (All right, that’s the lot, let’s get this place knocked down | 
| The whole show’s dismantled in three weeks | 
| Who do you think pays for all this rubbish?) | 
| Always look on the bright side of life | 
| (They'll never make their money back, you know | 
| I told 'im, I said to 'im, «Bernie,» I said, «they'll never make their money | 
| back.») (Whistle) | 
| Always look on the bright side of life |