| Back to the river |
| Couldn’t get across |
| Jumped on your papa cause I thought he was a horse now |
| Ride him over |
| Give em a Coca-Cola, lemon soda, soft serve ice cream |
| Take soap and water |
| Thought I’d keep it clean |
| Well off she jumped |
| Down she fell |
| Mouth flew open like a mussel shell now |
| Ride it over |
| Give it a Coca-Cola, lemon soda, soft serve ice cream |
| Take soap and water |
| Thought I’d keep it clean |
| Well your sister was a teddy |
| Daddy was a bear |
| Put your muzzle on your mama cause she had bad hair now |
| Ride it over |
| Give it a Coca-Cola, lemon soda, soft serve ice cream |
| Take soap and water |
| Thought I’d keep it clean |
| If you want to get to heaven |
| When you D-I-E |
| Put on your collar and your T-I-E |
| Ride it over |
| Give it a Coca-Cola, lemon soda, soft serve ice cream |
| Take soap and water |
| Thought I’d keep it clean |
| Oh, if you wanna get the rabbit out the L-O-G |
| You got to pull him off the stump like a D-O-G |
| Ride it over |
| Give it a Coca-Cola, lemon soda, soft serve ice cream |
| Take soap and water |
| Thought I’d keep it clean |
| Well you want to heal that old elephant ladder |
| Take him to the river watch it yes yes yes now |
| Ride it over |
| Give him a Coca-Cola, lemon soda, soft serve ice cream |
| Take soap and water |
| Thought I’d keep it clean |
| Well run here doctor |
| Run here fast |
| Tell her what’s the matter with his yes yes yes now |
| Ride it over |
| Give it a Coca-Cola, lemon soda, soft serve ice cream |
| Take soap and water |
| Thought I’d keep it clean |
| Well I’ll take soap and water |
| Thought I’d keep it clean |