| I was lying and stayed on my attaless couch
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| I said, Doc, I’ve got the feeling
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| I’ve been calling a grouch
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| You know, my all chairs are falling
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| And I’m a devil being a slouch
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| He said he reached inside his hard hands
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| For a alligator pouch
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| And he said
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| Once in the morning and once at night
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| I’m not sure that it will help you
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| But you don’t think it’s alright
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| Once in the afternoon and once by twilight
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| Once for the morning and again round midnight
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| I was playing in Las Vegas
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| I was feeling kinda flat
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| When Jan the fan dancer
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| Came by for a chat
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| You know, she loosened up her A-string
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| And she reached outside her hat
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| She said, «you'll play with this
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| Son, I’ll play with that"(yeah-eah)
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| Once in the morning and once at night
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| I’m not sure that it will help you
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| But you don’t think it’s alright
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| Once in the afternoon and once by twilight
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| Once for the morning and again round midnight
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| I was hanging round London
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| Trying to pick up a new line
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| When the man I did not know
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| He invited me a dime
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| He said, «we can make each other happy
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| You know, we’re both the same kind
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| And I’ll write some of yours
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| If you please take some of mine
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| Once in the morning and once at night
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| I’m not sure that it will help you
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| But you don’t think it’s alright
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| Once in the afternoon and once by twilight
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| Once for the morning and again
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| Once for the morning and again
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| Once for the morning and again |