| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| It’s hard to be a guy like me | 
| Queer in Dallas closet-free | 
| So I moved to Austin just to see | 
| Dressed in drag my ass got beat | 
| I’m a homo like a refugee | 
| Looking for that homo spree | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| It’s hard to be a homo, it’s hard to be a homo | 
| It’s hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State | 
| It’s hard to be a homo, it’s hard to be a homo | 
| It’s hard to be a homo in the USA | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| San Anton became my home | 
| But I felt just like a Greek in Rome | 
| So I moved to Houston for some tail | 
| But got beat up and thrown in jail | 
| I’m a homo like a refugee | 
| Looking for that homo spree | 
| It’s hard to be a homo, it’s hard to be a homo | 
| It’s hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State | 
| It’s hard to be a homo, it’s hard to be a homo | 
| It’s hard to be a homo in the USA | 
| Naked in the retrograde | 
| It’s hard to be a homo in the USA | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock | 
| Where I found my playmate | 
| One thing that I must proclaim «I'm not gay» | 
| «I just pretend I am when I’m drunk» | 
| «I have a girlfriend, I’m not gay» | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock | 
| Where I found my playmate | 
| One thing that I must proclaim «I'm not gay» | 
| «I just pretend I am when I’m drunk» | 
| «I have a girlfriend, I’m not gay» | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay | 
| I, I, I, I’m not gay, I’m not gay |