| Daddy’s a mother fucker and your mother turns tricks
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| Your sister is a brother, your brother’s suckin' dicks
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| You’re walkin' on a railroad tracks
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| Walkin' on a railroad tracks
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| Your sister had the blue balls, your daddy had the pox
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| Your mummy had a shingles around her bloody cock
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| You’re walkin' on a railroad tracks
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| Walkin' on a railroad tracks
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| This is a letter to the censors, ooh
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| Wapadoo, wapadoo
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| Wapadoo, hoohoo
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| Wapadoo, hoohoo
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| Your father is a pansy, your mother was no cherry
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| Ohh, lord how could it be, such a beautiful baby?
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| Walkin' on a railroad tracks
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| Walkin' on a railroad tracks
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| Your daddy’s way to the top, he’s such a practical cop
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| Your mummy was a stoolie, well, why does she be slut
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| You’re walkin' on a railroad tracks
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| Walkin' on a railroad tracks
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| This is a letter to the censors, ooh
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| Wapadoo, wapadoo
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| Wapadoo, hoohoo
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| Wapadoo, hoohoo
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| Dad’s a mother fucker and your mummy turns tricks
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| Your sister is a brother, your brother’s suckin' dicks
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| You’re walkin' on a railroad tracks
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| Walkin' on a railroad tracks
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| This is a letter to the censors, ooh
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| Wapadoo, wapadoo
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| Wapadoo, hoohoo
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| Wapadoo, hoohoo
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| Walkin' on a railroad tracks, walkin' on a railroad
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| Walkin' on a railroad tracks, walkin' on a railroad
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| Walkin' on a railroad tracks, walkin' on a railroad
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| Walkin' on a railroad tracks, walkin' on a railroad
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| This is a letter to the censors
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| This is a letter to the censors
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| This is a letter to the censors |