| In the great Finger Lakes, in the Great White North |
| A candidate for city council run forth |
| When Joey’s elected, the world is perfected |
| He doesn’t snort coke and he doesn’t shoot dope |
| If Joey’s elected and bee’s are infected |
| He’ll take just one a day to sweep them away |
| Down on the Commons where the cops are the rule |
| He clucks and he struts and he acts like a fool |
| When Joey’s elected, the world is perfected |
| He doesn’t snort coke and he doesn’t shoot dope |
| If Joey’s elected and bee’s are infected |
| He’ll take just one a day to sweep them away |
| He just can’t sit still, he paces and plods |
| He measures the world with his earth shaking bobs |
| When Joey’s elected, the world is perfected |
| He doesn’t snort coke and he doesn’t shoot dope |
| If Joey’s elected and bee’s are infected |
| He’ll take just one a day to sweep them away |
| Um.why didn’t you tell me about this… this Candidate Joey who’s running in |
| the new election? |
| All I hear is the guy struts around like a chicken bobbing up and down ya know |
| wearing a shirt |
| That says I’m on PCP. I think it’s because he has ADD |
| How could you say that? |
| Well it’s the future. We all have ADD. Welcome to Joey’s Future |
| WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT KID? |
| When Joey’s elected, the world is perfected |
| He doesn’t snort coke and he doesn’t shoot dope |
| If Joey’s elected and bee’s are infected |
| He’ll take just one a day to sweep them away |
| When Joey’s elected, the world is perfected |
| He doesn’t snort coke and he doesn’t shoot dope |
| If Joey’s elected and bee’s are infected |
| He’ll take just one a day to sweep them away |