| The clown with his pants falling down |
| Or the dance that’s a dream of romance |
| Or the scene where the villain is mean |
| That’s entertainment! |
| The lights on the lady in tights |
| Or the bride with the guy on the side |
| Or the ball where she gives him a roar |
| That’s entertainment! |
| The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex |
| A gay divorcee who is after her ex |
| It can be Oedipus Rex |
| Where a chap kills his father |
| And causes a lot of bother |
| The clerk who is thrown out of work |
| By the boss who is thrown for a loss |
| By this girl who is doing him dirt |
| The world is a stage, |
| The stage is a world of entertainment! |
| It might be a fight like you see on the screen |
| A swain getting slain for the lot of a queen |
| Some great Shakespearean scene |
| Where a ghost and a prince meet |
| And everyone ends in mincemeats |
| The gag may be waving the flag |
| That began with a mystical hand |
| Hip hooray, the American way |
| The world is a stage, |
| The stage is a world of entertainment! |