| Young kids sleeping with Michael
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| Are little bit frightful
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| At night, they’re screaming, «Oh my, I want my mama»
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| Young kids napping with Michael
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| Are gonna need dry clothes
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| At night, he’s screaming: (Michael Jackson sounds)
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| He’ll read you books, tuck you in bed and
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| Give you a kiss, say, «Goodnight, Kevin
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| Now go to bed, you’re only seven
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| But first, let’s get naked for a second»
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| No, no
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| Just let me go-o-o, I want to go ho-o-ome
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| He’s sayin', «No, no»
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| But he’s sayin', «Yes, yes, yes, 'cause you’re in Neverland»
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| Young kids sleeping with Michael
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| Are getting a blindfold
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| At night, they’re screaming, «Oh my, I want my mama»
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| Young kids napping with Michael
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| Their screaming is stifled
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| At night, he’s screaming: (Michael Jackson sounds)
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| Michael’s gone kinda crazy
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| Finds boys kinda tasty
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| And people say, «I don’t know, his songs are great»
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| Young kids sleeping with Michael
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| Are little bit frightful
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| At night, he’s screaming: (Michael Jackson sounds)
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| Let’s go to bed, I’ll get the lotion
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| But don’t be scared, I brought some Trojans
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| Let’s have some tea, have a sleepover
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| If you love me, you won’t tell no one
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| No, no
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| No, please don’t go-o-o, ET phone ho-o-ome
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| He’s sayin', «No, don’t go»
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| But they’re sayin', «Yes, yes, yes, let me leave Neverland» (Hee hee)
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| Young kids sleeping with Michael
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| Are getting a thigh pulled
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| At night, they’re screaming, «Oh my, I want my mama»
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| Young kids napping with Michael
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| Are gonna get dry boned
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| At night, he’s screaming: (Michael Jackson sounds)
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| Michael’s gone kinda crazy
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| His monkey is rapey
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| And people say, «I didn’t know that Michael’s gay»
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| Young kids sleeping with Michael
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| Are little bit frightful
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| At night, he’s screaming: (Michael Jackson sounds)
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| Hey, why you sayin' that I did that? | 
| That’s ignorant
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| I never came inside a kid’s ass (Yeah)
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| I just like kids, is that a crime? | 
| (Yes)
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| All we did was sleep, his parents said it’s fine (it's fine)
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| Hey Macaulay, tell ‘em we’re just friends (C'mon)
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| Don’t tell on me, I pay your fuckin' rent
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| Young kids sleeping with Michael
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| Are getting a eyeful
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| At night, they’re screaming, «Oh my, I want my mama»
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| Young kids napping with Michael
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| Their hole is too tight though
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| At night, he’s screaming: (Michael Jackson sounds)
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| Michael’s gone kinda crazy
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| Finds boys kinda tasty
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| And people say, «I don’t know, his songs are great»
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| Young kids sleeping with Michael
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| Are little bit frightful
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| At night, he’s screaming: (Michael Jackson sounds) |