| I’m ready, ready as anybody can be |
| I’m ready, ready as anybody can be |
| Now I’m ready for you, I hope you’re ready for me |
| I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame |
| That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain |
| I’m drinkin' TNT, I’m smokin' dynamite |
| I hope some screwball start a fight |
| 'Cause I’m ready, ready as anybody can be |
| I’m ready for you, I hope you’re ready for me |
| All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair |
| I know you feels like I ain’t nowhere |
| But stop what your doin' baby come overhere |
| I’ll prove to you baby, that I ain’t no square |
| Because I’m ready, ready as anybody can be |
| Now I’m ready for you, I hope you’re ready for me |
| I been drinkin' gin like never before |
| I feel so good, I want you to know |
| One more drink, I wish you would |
| I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good |
| 'Cause I’m ready, ready as anybody can be |
| Now I’m ready for you, I hope you’re ready for me |