| I never get mad I only get even |
| You think I’ve been had |
| Well facts are deceiving |
| If you believe in your mortality |
| You better watch your step and don’t mess with me |
| Not me — Cause you’re fooling yourself |
| Not me — must be somebody else |
| Not me — get a hold of yourself |
| Not me |
| I’m an accident just waiting to occur |
| I’m that sleeping dog you don’t want to stir |
| If you believe in your mortality |
| Well I’m the trouble that you don’t want to seek |
| Not me — Cause you’re fooling yourself |
| Not me — must be somebody else |
| Not me — get a hold of yourself |
| Not me |
| I carry a grudge like a ten-ton weight |
| Don’t try to judge and don’t contemplate |
| I’m out for blood and you’re tempting fate |
| I’m burning my candles at every end |
| You know that’s mine |
| I’m trouble ahead around every bend |
| You know that’s mine |
| That’s me — now you’re fooling yourself |
| Not me — must be somebody else |
| Not me — I’ll be casting a spell |
| Not me — get a hold of yourself |
| Not me — must be somebody else |
| Not me — I’ll be out raising hell |
| That’s me — Cause you’re fooling yourself |
| Not me — must be somebody else |