| Countess, you’re my pal. | 
| Hey, we gotta celebrate! | 
| What? | 
| Yeah, first to Montmartre! | 
| Then the Moulin Rouge! | 
| The Folies Bergere! | 
| Not at all… | 
| Not Montmartre? | 
| No. | 
| Not the Moulin Rouge? | 
| No. | 
| Not the Folies Bergere?! | 
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | 
| They are | 
| Only for Americans | 
| The midnight life in gay Paree | 
| The Frenchman he would never see | 
| It’s only for Americans | 
| The prices in the smart cafe | 
| The Frenchman he would never pay | 
| The price that’s more is only for | 
| Americans from the U.S.A. | 
| A Montmartre lady drops her hanky | 
| And slyly winks her eye | 
| That’s only for the Yankee | 
| The Frenchman wouldn’t buy | 
| Only for Americans | 
| The Frenchmen on the boulevards | 
| Don’t buy those dirty postal cards | 
| They’re only for Americans | 
| The little holes for peeping through | 
| To see what naughty people do The French would bore, they’re only for | 
| Americans from the U.S.A. | 
| Only for Americans | 
| The shops with many real antiques | 
| Antiques as old as seven weeks | 
| They’re only for Americans | 
| The bed on which a king made love | 
| Which there are sev’ral dozen of The French pooh pooh, we sell them to Americans from the U.S.A. | 
| Those old Napoleon brandy labels | 
| That recently were made | 
| They’re not for Frenchmen’s tables | 
| They’re for the Yankee trade | 
| Only for Americans | 
| The Frenchman gets his kisses free | 
| But those for which there is a fee | 
| Are only for Americans | 
| You’ll find two prices on a dress | 
| One that is extremely less | 
| The price that’s more is only for | 
| Americans from the U.S.A. | 
| Only for Americans | 
| A Frenchman’s food is very plain | 
| Those fancy sauces with ptomaine | 
| Are only for Americans | 
| A Frenchman seldom eats the snails | 
| With little ulcers on their tails | 
| And all that cheese was made to please | 
| Americans from the U.S.A. | 
| While the American carouses | 
| Where crimson shadows creep | 
| The French avoid those houses | 
| They go to bed to sleep | 
| Only for Americans | 
| A Frenchman wouldn’t be impressed | 
| To see a show with girls undressed | 
| That’s only for Americans | 
| The French don’t go to naked shows | 
| They’ve seen what’s underneath the clothes | 
| And each encore is only for | 
| Americans from the U.S.A. | 
| Only for Americans | 
| The Frenchmen don’t keep company | 
| With south of France society | 
| That’s only for Americans | 
| The Frenchman hasn’t large amounts | 
| To pay for Barons, Dukes and Counts | 
| That you adore, they’re only for | 
| Americans from the U.S.A. | 
| We like to keep the good relations | 
| That nothing must upset | 
| We give you decorations | 
| That Frenchmen seldom get | 
| Only for Americans | 
| Our finest art is in the Louvre | 
| The ones the experts don’t approve | 
| Are only for Americans | 
| We keep an artist by the gate | 
| To sign the paintings while you wait | 
| Before they’re dry, they’re purchased by Americans from the U.S.A. | 
| We buy your worn out mink and sables | 
| And fix them up like new | 
| Then simply change the labels | 
| And sell them back to you | 
| Only for Americans | 
| The season starts, they come to town | 
| They turn the city upside down | 
| We use their Yankee Doodle dough | 
| To clean up Paris when they go But we can’t do without them | 
| We’re simply mad about them | 
| The Americans | 
| The Americans | 
| The Americans from the U.S.A. |