| Oh, potato, if you only knew, |
| I’m three years younger than you. |
| Oh, potato, if only you knew, |
| Boiled potato. |
| I had a hole in my heart |
| And you landed on my plate. |
| Now, I feel all weak in the knees. |
| Was it something I ate? |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew, |
| I don’t know what to do. |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew, |
| What I think of you. |
| You make me hate myself. |
| You make me feel like a bubbling fool. |
| I’m stupid and ugly. |
| You’re superior and cool. |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew, |
| How many times I think of you. |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew, |
| What I think of you. |
| I’m glad I met ya', |
| My boiled potato. |
| I wanna' show you to the world, |
| To everyone I know. |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew, |
| Whenever I think, I think of you. |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew, |
| What I think of you. |
| (Anywhere you be) |
| (Be alone with me) |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew, |
| I don’t know what to do. |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew, |
| What I think of you. |