| Oh, potato, if you only knew |
| I’m three years younger than you |
| Oh, potato, if only you knew |
| Boiled potato |
| I had a hole in my heart |
| And you landed on my plate |
| Now, I feel all weak in the knees |
| Was it something I ate? |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew |
| I don’t know what to do |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew |
| What I think of you |
| You make me hate myself |
| You make me feel like a bubbling fool |
| I’m stupid and ugly |
| You’re superior and cool |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew |
| How many times I think of you |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew |
| What I think of you |
| I’m glad I met ya' |
| My boiled potato |
| I wanna' show you to the world |
| To everyone I know |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew |
| Whenever I think, I think of you |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew |
| What I think of you |
| (Anywhere you be) |
| (Be alone with me) |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew |
| I don’t know what to do |
| Oh, potato, if you only knew |
| What I think of you |