Who do you think you are?
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I don’t believe this!
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(What? What?)
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(What? What?)
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(What? What? What? What?)
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I don’t believe this!
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?
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(The fanny pack, the fanny pack)
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?
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(The fanny pack, the fanny pack)
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?
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(The fanny pack, the fanny pack)
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(What?) I don’t believe this!
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Ten decades ago, give or take
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Never was much good with time
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I stood up straight and mostly imitated
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Every badass I could find
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Every punk rocker, every hippity hopper
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And every legend in my mind
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Here’s the new me, now reality free!
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Young, dumb and mostly blind
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Storming stages, fanzine pages
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Keep moving and the show goes on
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Let’s film the track, now hit the playback
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Whoa, something’s horribly wrong! |
(What?)
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?
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There’s an idiot on the screen
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Someone hit pause, collect my jaw
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Good god, the jackass is me!
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(Whoa) Hey!
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(What? What? What?)
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack? |
Oh!
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(What? What? What?)
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?
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I’m never gonna be much of a mystery
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And I’m never gonna outrun time
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I’m old and cold and not all that bold
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And I’m not the brooding kind
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I dropped my ball of rage (alright)
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Going through some phase
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Scattershot and I lost the plot
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Might’ve smoked the final page (smoked the fi!!!)
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Oh! |
To be oneself
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To preserve one’s mental health
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And not look back through a mirror cracked
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And see somebody else
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Wiggle where you wiggle
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Jiggle where you jiggle
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Try and stay true to the you that is you
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Stand up straight and giggle, giggle
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Hey!
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(What? What? What?)
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack? |
Oh!
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(What? What? What?)
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?
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(Who's the jackass in the fanny pack?) Hey!
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Oh!
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What?
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What?
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(Who's the jackass in the fanny pack?) Hey!
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(What? What? What?)
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack? |
Oh!
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(What? What? What?)
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack? |
Hey!
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(What? What? What?)
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack? |
Oh!
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(What? What? What?)
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Who’s the jackass in the fanny pack?
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Who do you think you are?
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I don’t believe this!
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(What? What?)
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(What? What?)
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(What? What? What? What?)
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I don’t believe this! |