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Дата випуску: 26.11.2020
Мова пісні: Англійська
Secret Santa |
Maya Rudolph: Hey, Ana! Where’ve you been, girl? I didn’t see you at the |
holiday office party |
Ana Gasteyer: Oh, Maya, I’m so glad you called! I need a friend to lean on. |
I think I got woke this weekend! |
Rudolph: Spill the beans! |
Call me a banana, but I went down to Havana |
To buy my Secret Santa a present today |
But I slipped on a banana, woke up in a cabana |
Sippin' rum and orange Fanta, so I think that I’ll stay |
My Secret Santa’s rich and handsome |
He drives a fancy car |
I knew just what to get him |
He loves a fat cigar |
He finds my stories silly |
He says I laugh too loud |
But now I see how life can be |
I’m brassy and sassy and proud! |
So tell my Secret Santa |
I’m stayin' in Havana |
Don’t want his big banana |
And his gift will be late |
Rudolph: So, let me get this straight. You flew down to Havana to buy that jerk |
a gift for the holiday office party, then you slipped on a banana, |
cracked your head on the sidewalk, and woke up in a cabana, and now you’re |
spiritually, sexually, and politically enlightened? |
Gasteyer: Yes! |
Rudolph: Terrific! |
I wanted to impress him |
That’s why I flew so far |
He likes me calm, polite, and quiet |
Pero quiero bailar y cantar |
So suck it, Secret Santa |
I’m stayin' in Havana |
Don’t want his big banana |
He’s a terrible lay |
All of my friends will sing Hallelujah Hosana |
Shout from the rooftops, skip 'round the piano |
How many times did I say that it’s Ana, not Ana? |
I’m kickin' his ass all the way to Montana |
You don’t have to worry 'cause we’ll keep your secret, Santa |
Ain’t nobody care about your banana in Havana |
See you later, Secret Santa |
Happy holidays! |