Текст пісні Nigger in-Law - Johnny Rebel

Nigger in-Law

The other day I ran into an old friend\nJoe was his name\nSo I said, «Joe, how ya been?»\nHe said, «JR, you won’t believe this, but things ain’t worth a damn.»\nAnd I said, «Joe, what’s the problem?'\nHe said «JR, you wanna know my problem? Well, I’ll tell ya my problem.»\nAnd he began his story, something like this:\nAll my life I’ve been single\nI didn’t wanna be tied down\nBut I finally did it, I finally got married\nAnd the chants started goin' around\nShe was divorced and had three kids\nThey all had fair skin and blonde hair\nBut I didn’t know their daddy was a nigger\nAnd daddy just had to be there\nAwwwww…\nWhat do you do when\nEverything’s messed up\nStickin' down in your crawl\nOther men lucky\nAll they have to aggitate 'em\nIs a dog-gone\nMother-in-law\nBut this black hairy dude\nLivin' down at my house\nBeats all you ever saw\nI’m the sole-bred winner\nOf a wife and three\nBakin' ninnies\nAnd a nigger-in-law\nAnd he kept on-a-talkin'\nAnd I just kept on listenin'\nAnd he went on, something like this:\nIt all started last friday evenin'\nI got home from work, there he sat\nSittin' there loafin', restin' and-a-smokin'\nMan, he was ace of spades black\nI didn’t know just who he was then\nBut it wasn’t too long 'til I did\nHe said, «Don't get uptight, I have visitin' rights.\nI came to see your wife and my kids.»\nAwwwww…\nWhat do you do when\nEverything’s messed up\nStickin' down in your crawl\nOther men lucky\nAll they have to aggitate 'em\nIs a dog-gone\nMother-in-law\nBut this black hairy dude\nLivin' down at my house\nBeats all you ever saw\nI’m the sole-bred winner\nOf a wife and three\nBakin' ninnies\nAnd a nigger-in-law\nBut he talked on, and I began to figure out\nThat Joe had found a solution\nHe said:\nHe was still there saturday evenin'\nJust-a-watchin' me mow the lawn\nHe watched the game on sunday and the soaps on monday\nIt’s tuesday and he still wasn’t gone\nSuddenly I got me an idea\nAnd I came up with a plan\nI turned my nigger-loving wife and her nigger ex-husband\nOver to the Ku Klux Klan\nHehe…\nThat’s what you do\nWhen everything’s messed up\nStickin' down in your crawl\nNever again will I\nEver say a word\nAbout anybody’s\nMother-in-law\nThat nigger ho’ed up\nWhen the Klan showed up\nIt’s the last thing he ever saw\nNow I’m the ex-husband\nOf a wife with three\nBakin' ninnies\nAnd a nigger-in-law\nI’m the proud ex-husband\nOf a wife with three\nBakin' ninnies\nAnd a nigger-in-law