| If you’re ever in a jam, here I am |
| If you’re ever in a mess, S-O-S |
| If you ever feel so happy, |
| you land in jail… I'm your bail. |
| It’s friendship, friendship, |
| just a perfect blendship. |
| When other friendships have been forgot, |
| Ours will still be hot. |
| Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle dig, dig, dig. |
| If you’re ever up a tree, phone to me. |
| If you’re ever down a well, ring my bell. |
| If you ever lose your teeth, |
| and you’re out to dine… borrow mine. |
| It’s friendship, friendship, |
| just a perfect blendship. |
| When other friendships have been forgate, |
| Ours will still be great. |
| Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, |
| chuck, chuck, chuck. |
| If they ever black your eyes, put me wise. |
| If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose. |
| If they ever put a bullet through your brain… |
| I’ll complain. |
| It’s friendship, friendship, |
| just a perfect blendship. |
| When other friendships have been forgit, |
| Ours will still be it. |
| Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep. |