Текст пісні I Have a Bra-blem - Emmy Raver – Lampman

I Have a Bra-blem

I’ve got locker-room blues
I’m feeling confused
My training bra needs some new training wheels
A nice little lace with a cute little frill
I’ve got a bra-blem
Can I get some light support?
I’ve got a bra-blem
And it’s happening under my shirt
I need some pinks and blues, no pastel snooze, no va-va-room is there
I need light support, a credit card to meet me halfway there
My bust needs a boost now
My girls need a goose now
I see double D’s and triple E’s, I’m feeling insecure
The best of me wants to be free and show off these two stars
Something compelling for my mlons, girls
These hooters need a hoot and no on’s even yelling
I’ve got a bra-blem
It’s just a little quick trip to the mall
I’ve got a bra-blem
Does anybody hear my call?
I’m a woman, 'least I’m getting there
I should mark this special moment with a bra with some flair
Buy Victoria, I’m the one with secrets
And I can no longer keep it
Take a look around
The perfect bra will hold me down
Or hold me up, I’m like I’m feeling stuck
Please, Mom and Dad, your girl is growing up
I’ve got a bra-blem!