They’re not up on the dresser;
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I’ve looked and they’re not underneath
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The bed or in the laundry.
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Pardon me while I go outa my head.
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They’re not in any pocket;
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Thank God I didn’t lock 'em in the car,
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But I’m so late now,
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And I’d appreciate your help
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If you might have any clue
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To where they are.
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Where are my keys?
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Where are my keys?
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I’d give anything if I could find my…
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They’re not out in the garden,
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Or hidden in a pile of magazines,
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Or in the dish rack.
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Must be something else they’d be in between,
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Be in between.
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They’re not up on the key hook,
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Where you have told me time and time again
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I ought to put them
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When I walk in the door.
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Oh just get off it!
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I suppose you never lose anything yourself.
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Where are my keys?
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Where are my keys?
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I’d give anything if I could find my…
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Listen, would you tell her
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I won’t be there right on time?
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Sorry, I’m afraid that
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I won’t be there right on time.
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Listen, could we possibly
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Make it another day?
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Sorry, would you tell her
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I’m usually not this way?
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Wait — wait a minute — okay,
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I thought I had them in my
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Coat last night, or were you driving?
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That’s right, you were.
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Gotta figure out what I did,
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Get a picture in my head
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Of how I flung them away.
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Boy, this has screwed up my day.
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I know: I’ll use the extra set I made!
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Or did I? |
Or did I? |
Or did I?
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Where are my stupid keys?
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I’ll go through the house just one more time…
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They’re not up on the dresser;
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I’ve looked and they’re not underneath
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The bed or in the laundry.
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Pardon me while I go out of my head,
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While I go out of my head.
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They’re not in any pocket;
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Thank God I didn’t lock 'em in the car,
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But I’m so late now,
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And I’d appreciate your help
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If you might have any clue
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To where they are.
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Where are my keys?
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Come on, come on, come on,
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Where are my keys?
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I’d give anything if I could find my keys.
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I’m asking anyone to help me please
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To fi-yi-yi-yind my keys.
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They’re not up on the key hook,
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They’re not out in the garden,
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They’re not up on the dresser.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on |