| John Q. Congress became a man |
| In the mean streets of Happyburb |
| Spent his allowance at Dairy Queen |
| Jumped his Stingray off the curb |
| Rose to fame in the Little League |
| It was there without a doubt |
| That he came to love the concept of |
| Three Strikes and You’re Out |
| They sent John Q to Washington |
| Just to toss around the old horsehide |
| Then he threw 'em a curve or two |
| Pretty soon he was high and inside |
| So he drafted a crime bill |
| It was John Q’s finest clout |
| And he gave it a name after the game |
| Called it Three Strikes and You’re Out |
| You hit a serious foul or two |
| And you’re right back at the plate |
| But swing and miss on the third time |
| And your bills are paid by the state |
| «Don't you worry 'bout healthcare,» |
| John Q stated, feelin' stout, |
| «'Cause everyone is covered under |
| Three Strikes and You’re Out.» |
| John Q knew it was workin' |
| When they closed all the public schools |
| All the neighborhood libraries, |
| All the playgrounds, parks and pools |
| And the kids went to prison camp |
| Poundin' gravel and scrubbin' the grout |
| Had the warden bind their hands behind 'em |
| For Three Strikes and You’re Out |
| John Q Congress, he robbed a bank |
| With a pistol he had stole |
| Hijacked a tour bus across state lines |
| Didn’t even pay the turnpike toll |
| And the judge said, «Strike Three, John, |
| I oughta sentence you life in the dugout |
| But I’m not inclined to put you in a bind |
| 'Cause you’re not the kind the bill was designed |
| To keep confined and out of mind |
| And Justice is blind with one hand tied behind her |
| For Three Strikes and You’re Out.» |