Текст пісні Where U Goin' 2 - Strong Bad

Where U Goin' 2

The Cheat, where you goin' to?
And once you get there, what you think you gonna do?
Checkin' up on a mattress fire
That you started couple days ago
Singin' baritone in Marzipan’s choir
But please don’t let Strong Bad know
Nobody knows
MARZIPAN: This part’s in D!
THE CHEAT:
MARZIPAN: Ooh, that’s not D
THE CHEAT:
MARZIPAN: How about C?
THE CHEAT:
MARZIPAN: Eh, close enough
(With Marzipan) The Cheat, where you goin' to?
(With Homestar) And once you get there, what you think you gonna do?
Hitchin' a ride on Homestar’s leg
Stealin' all his Melonade (HOMESTAR: Hey!)
Get a freelance animation job
(PBTC STRONG BAD: And make the best cartoon that’s ever been made!)
PBTC COACH Z: Hey there, Bubs in the store, Paunchberry’s was a new ice cream!
PBTC BUBS: I can’t even reach the top!
PBTC COACH Z: Hey hey, it’s the Paunchberry Ice Cream Dancing Team!
The Cheat, (PBTC STRONG BAD: Viral) where you goin' to?
And once you get there, what you think you gonna do?
Headin' down to the gymnasium
Gonna do some lay-up drills
I’m not sure if that’s something you would normally do
But you should brush up on your basketball skills
With some lay-up drills
Lay-up drills…
No… lay-up drills?
Flaming lay-up drills?
The Cheat likes flaming lay-up drills
I’m glad we compromised with flaming lay-up drills
A-for reals, oh tell me what’s the deals
You got the wills and skills of flaming lay-up drills
The Cheat, where you goin' to
And once you get there what you think you gonna do
The Cheat, what you gonna did
The day is done so won’t you close that barbecue?
…lid?